Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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