OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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