You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I got chris browned last night
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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