So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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