idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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