i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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