He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You just made me feel so damn special
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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