maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Im part way to drunk.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
