Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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