I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
