problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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