i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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