You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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