your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Umm I'm too high to move.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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