Sry I called you an 8
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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