K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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