Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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