Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My breasts were aching with rage.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
is that a dick in a sweater?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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