I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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