What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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