Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
