i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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