I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Bring me that man meat
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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