they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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