his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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