I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
So. Much. Porn.
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