R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Randomize
