she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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