Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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