You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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