A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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