I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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