He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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