There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
