My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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