sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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