I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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