Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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