girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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