my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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