i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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