i permit you to call me
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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