thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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