he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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