Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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