forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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