i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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