Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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