My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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I am naked and annoyed.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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