So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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