just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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