I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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