idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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