he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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