On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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