I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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