apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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